Thursday, November 12, 2009

The fountain of youth and energy... DIET COKE

So I am from my previous posts, or if you know me even a little bit, you know I LOVE LOVE LOVE diet coke, almost as much as the Dad in My Big Fat Greek Wedding loves Windex. It serioulsy works for everything... lately I have been missing out on some precious hours of beauty sleep (i used to go to bed around 11 jump out of bed around 7 and manage to rush getting ready and to work by 8 if i took a shower the night before) now I not only have to dress and get myself ready... i have my lil pumpkin, who can't go without breakfast, can't pick out her own clothes, or do her own hair, etc. Now even with a night shower, I am usually up around 5 or 5:30 to feed my princess, who then promptly goes back to sleep, get myself together and get her stuff organized, then wake her up (sometimes she does this on her own) get her dressed, and then off the babysitters, then me and chris off to work. Because of this I consume EXTREME amounts of Diet Coke. It is really quite disgusting, but it is the only thing that gets me through the day, a constant fountain of the greatest stuff on earth (sorry snapple but Diet Coke is the real thing.) Anyway, I was sitting at work today (mind wandering) and I realized that I don't remember the last time I drank actual water (this is scary) and I think it was the week i tried breast feeding... it didn't last long (painful and inconvient) and Keira is doing MUCH better since switching and I don't cry every 2 hours and I get to drink as much Diet Coke as I want. Anyway... as I was willing myself to get up and go get a diet coke from the kitchen at work, i came to that sickening realization of not having the slightest clue when I last drank a glass of water and thinking that i really should get that instead, but guess what... I walked straight past the water cooler and right into the kitchen for a diet coke and it was the most delicious drink ever (even better than my old usual vodka water) but hey I figure there is water in diet coke, so i should be ok. But if not oh well, at least I always had energy, was able to look glamourous and awake (due to extreme amounts of caffeine) and a had a good taste in my mouth.

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